Archive for August, 2007

A Letter to Summer

27 August 2007 Chatwin Place 

Dearest Summer,

It is nearing the time we must part and say our farewells. I am at the point of tears as I write this letter to you, my darling friend. In an attempt to immortalise our time together, this letter will be written with such detail that you and I can forever hold our time together forever in our hearts.

When the last school bell rung its cries because it could no longer keep us apart that fine day in June, the litres of sweat plopping upon the ground from profusely persperating adolescents, I saw you awaiting me, and we held each other in our arms. Oh, such bliss! I shall never forget the expression painted upon your face when we at last had each other in the other’s embrace. You smiled radiantly at me; the heat of your smile generated a millilitre of perspiration on my skin.

When I sat beneath the apple tree in the yard, our time spent perusing that delicately written book on the purported causes of the Great War, which in all honesty was not entirely great after all. How you slept so soundly after hours of perusal and discussion on such a subject you deemed mundane! Remember, remember, the coming of September, was what you, rather brutally, I’m afraid, told me to remind me of the weight with which the teachers at school place upon reading this very important text on the history of the Great War. In spite of the fact that I am still not entirely finished with said book, I thank you, dear friend, for reminding me of what is to come.

When we feigned sleep to acquire the latest gem that is only the most anticipated final novel ever of the most popular and commercialised book series ever in the course of human history so far, the endless crowds of fanatics barricading our way towards the registers to purchase said most anticipated final ever of the most popular and commercialised book series ever! Into that night, we remained ever lacking in sleep because the adventures in the most anticipated final novel ever of the most popular and commercialised book series ever was much too exciting to put down.

When I slept beneath your grasp, the months of deprivation made up for by 12-hour lumber and 12-hour forays into lethargy. Those dreams that I remember lucidly: flying across some unknown part of the country, diving into the depths of the frightful sea, running from an imaginary enemy as a spy. How shall those adventures with you escape my memory? And who knew that sleeping could cause such exhaustion? Ah well, more exhausted shall I be when once again, I will have to sacrifice my terribly precious rest at night for the tasks at hand!

When that storm plundered my town and tore limbs and branches off trees, drowning the vicinity with floods of rainwater and broken twigs. That night brought us ever closer, the night of that storm was so dramatic. With no electrical power, it was as if civilisation and the world itself was experiencing a violent and dark apocalypse. Thunder roared behind the countless masses of rainclouds, and lightning struck just across the house. Good fortune came, however, and we were more careful in times of natural disaster.

I must conclude this letter now, for my unpredictable friend School is beckoning. Fare thee well, dear friend! Fare thee well, I hope to see you again in our annual meeting. I shall never forget our times together!

With love,

IB Student being very melodramatic about things like usual

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One Test More

[Sung to the tune of One Day More from Les Miserables]

One test more,
Another exam,
Another test to take.
This never-ending torture for school’s sake.

We’re dying here, I tell you now,
Will we survive, I ask you how…

One test more
(I did not know until today)
How I can I cram the facts away?
(I should have studied yesterday)
And yet procrastinated anyway

One more test I’ll have to pass.
One more test to gain our grades
One more test for endless strife
Will we ever get a life…

Another test for us to storm!
At the mercy of our teachers!
Get a 5 or you’ll be dead…
I’d take *insert standardised test here*  instead..

To be continued… 

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The Autumn Beckons, and Anticipation Mounts

There’s really not much for me to gripe/rant about the ugly side of IB whilst sitting here, 4 AM in the morning, enjoying the last hurrah of my very relaxing but dull summer. I anticipate the commencement of school with a feeling of excitement (is that even possible??) tinged with apprehension about what is to come in the next year of my IB life. Or maybe it’s really the other way around…or perhaps it’s just my inner IB Overachiever dying to get out…or perhaps, I really am insane.

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Interesting


You Are 94% Tortured Genius


You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius person. You’re uniquely brilliant a complete freak- and completely misunderstood (AMEN)
e pretty happy being an island a miserable misanthrope whose emotional abuse as a child by their peers made you what you are, an annoyingly cynical person who believes all of humanity, with the exception of yourself, is doomed.

Are You a Tortured Genius

I promise I’ll have more substantial things to write about IB when school begins…for now, let me wallow in my status as a tortured genius. Also, that picture of me up there isn’t very flattering. For one, I didn’t have any sleep that night (spent it studying for exams, you know); two, I didn’t have time to comb my hair that morning. That isn’t a beaker I’m holding, either, it’s my coffee cup-cum-flower vase. And yes, I believe I did dress in the dark with a blindfold on.

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Summer is ending soon and other miscellany

IB Student would like to make a confession. After spending a year doing nothing but intensive studying, procrastinating, and excessive volunteering, she is but bored by the summer. No, really. It was “fun” and relaxing for awhile, but now it’s just boring.

One can only watch trashy programmes on the tee vee for so long.

One can only spend so much time staring at a computer screen for hours on end, waiting for something exciting to happen.

One can only make so many interesting blog posts about being a full-time IB Student (whatever that means).

One can only rhyme so many words. Bee sting, ring, zing, Ling, sin…

IB Student is bored with life and has made sure that she will not enter into a career that almost guarantees long periods of idleness and boredom. In other words, no traditional desk job for IB Student.

Speaking of careers, she is pursuing a career in _________. The reason why that last bit is left blank is not because she has not decided what career to pursue; she is in fact very sure of what she wants to do for the rest of her life. Let us just say, for the purpose of this post, that she is attracted to careers that require a lot of sleep-deprivation, thinking, stress, sleep-deprivation, helping people, and stress.

At this point, it is unnecessary to mention that IB Student seems to be attracted to careers with such characteristics. (Repetitive, but it provides emphasis).

Despite certain horrible experiences at the institution known as School by most people, IB Student does not at all feel discouraged to pursue a career in a field that requires a lengthy, expensive, and difficult educational process. She knows that she will be spending more than 10 years in school to become a qualified member of unmentioned career, but this does not faze her.

That is all.

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